Thursday, December 27, 2007

Summing it up in one word: AWESOME


Oh, delicious irony. Oh, sweet, sweet revenge. Grandpappy Hilton, you just earned a huge amount of respect in our book!

Paris Hilton's future bank account has just taken an enormous hit – on account of her grandfather. Barron Hilton, the 80-year-old son of the founder of the worldwide hotel chain that carries the family name, has earmarked 97 percent of his vast fortune – nearly $2.3 billion – to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, to help the homeless with housing, find safe water in developing countries and assist other good causes around the world... To Barron's heirs – who include Paris – will go the remaining three percent: some $69 million, which is said to be taxable. According to calculations by New York's Daily News, Paris, who once foresaw a $100 million inheritance, is now likely looking at $5 million. [people]

I know 5 mil is way more than any of us will ever see in our lifetimes... Still, she might wanna slow down on the $300,000 handbags... Tee hee. Delicious. (Guess we can expect more Carl's Jr. commercials and crappy perfume endorsements).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i foresee more porn in her future!

johnny