Give Him Something to Believe In

Cause man, did his ass get reamed tonite. Damn, I'm not even a fan -- but this was some good-ass TV. If you missed it, I'm sure that VH1 will run the Rock of Love Reunion special ad nauseum. Don't worry. When you do catch it, don't miss the last 15 minutes.

Watch Heather and Bret reunite after 6 months hiatus of tonsil-touching-spit-swapping escapades and note the obvious chemistry these two dirt bags still possess. Mind-numbingly ironic, especially since he went against what his penis wanted and did what his brain told him to -- which was to pick Jess. (Am I the only one who thinks she bears a slight resemblance to CC Deville? Could be a sister or cousin, perhaps... I digress).

Well, Jess comes out on stage and the body language is so friggin' telling -- she is not digging her Rock of Love one bit. They sit on the couch together, but they might as well be rooms apart. She practically leaned over the arm of the couch to get away from him. But it's what she said that shocked everyone who tuned in: She said he should have chosen Heather and she doesn't understand why he chose her... Then left the stage to hug Heather and say:

"I don't care what America thinks. I gotta tell the truth."

I guess the idea of being Bret's choice was so utterly repugnant to her that she had to strip herself of the title she earned. (Ick, what'd she have to do for it in that hot tub???) Dang. Bet VH1 wasn't expecting that outcome. I have one question only: When's Season 2 airing???

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