Where's Ashton?

One of our dear friends just had a A-List sighting of the 3rd kind. Here's her report on what's keeping Ashton Kutcher busy these days (Thanks, Jul!!! You Rock!!!):

...On Fire Island, filming the movie, "What Happens in
Vegas".

I took a hike to the lighthouse this morning. Thought
they were filming some sort of lame FI documentary,
but nope, AK there in all his glory, friggin camera
crews all over the place.

He was sitting on one of the benches outside, not too
many peeps around him. So I sat down next to him, our
legs touched, asked for an autograph (which I never
do, but I figured my kid would kill me if I didn't),
and the guy actually talked to me for a couple of
minutes.

Nice guy! Stunk though, smokin what must've been his
10th cigge, looked like a stoner, eyes barely
focusing, but cute and flirty.

And to think I went to see the deer....

Well, he asked me "what's to do around here".

I replied, "you're doin it."

Then, he asked if I knew of any good BBQ places
around. He told him you could probably get Smokin Al's
in Bayshore to deliver to ya. Told him it was just as
good as Blue Smoke in the city. Talked about more
restaurants. Told him he should check out the rest of
FI cause it's nice this time of year.

Offered my services as a guide; he remarked, "sure
thing, i'll be here tomorrow." Then he shook my hand
and they took him away.

Whew....

BTW, he's a BIG guy!