We interrupt this blog for a BSA

God, she's done it again:

***WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG FOR A BSA: Britney Service Announcement***

Britney, in recent months you have displayed actions revealing the fact that you do not know how to get into and/or out of a vehicle without showing the world your cooch, your yin/yang, your hootinannie, your lady bits... Therefore, here's a step-by-step guide that will help you enter and exit your automobile like a true pro:

• Step One: Avoid wearing shirts as dresses. This will immediately alleviate any of the aforementioned problems.
• Step Two: If wearing a dress on the short side, it's imperative that you wear underwear. You know, panties...or skivvies, as you may call them. And no, even if you have them on -- it's still not OK to show us all your goodies. This counts for bras too. Cover that shit up.
  
• Step Three: Now, open the car door and whilst standing adjacent to the opening, bend with your knees. (Caution: Do not bend straight over like your picking up the soap in a prison shower.)
• Step Four: With your knees bent, casually swing your backside, i.e. ass, toward the car seat.
• Step Five: Lower your body -- and this is crucial -- while keeping your legs closed... that's closed -- not open... into the seat.
• Step Six: Congratulate yourself, BritBrit -- you're almost there. Now, swing your legs into the car as you swivel your butt in the seat. Remembering to KEEP THOSE LEGS TOGETHER...
• Step Seven: Adjust the hem of your skirt accordingly and proper. And then reach over to shut the door.

That's it. Think you can handle this? Women have been doing it for years. YOU CAN DO IT!