Saturday, October 06, 2007

I have a theory...


It has just occurred to me that Cameron Diaz might be Hollywood's favorite bike. In other words, she'd been ridden more than the average starlet. More colorfully put, she'll probably be buried in a Y-shaped coffin. Need I go on?

Think about it... Sure, she had a few trysts with monogamy (Matt Dillon, Justin Timberlake), but Cam grew tired of the same 'tang day in and day out. Girl needs some variety... Chicks need to mix it up, get freaky...get some stank on the down-low, if you know what I'm talking about. (Damn, I don't think I even know what I'm talking about.)

So, please help me out here -- if you can think of any other men Miss Cam has bedded (potentially, steadily, linked to), please add a comment with your additions and observations. Prove my theory right.
  • Matt Dillon
  • Jared Leto
  • Jim Carrey
  • Robbie Williams
  • Carlos de La Torre (video producer)
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Djimon Hounsou
  • John Mayer
  • Jude Law
  • That famous surfer dude whose name escapes me
  • Chris Angel
  • banking heir David De Rothschild
  • a British environmentalist
  • Vince Vaughn
  • and the latest: Bradley Cooper -- the ink is hardly dry on his divorce papers, by the by. ;)
That John Mayer fling? So one month ago...Cameron Diaz, 35, and Bradley Cooper, 32, have been quietly dating for a few weeks and recently spent the weekend together in NYC. During the Saturday Night Live afterparty at Primehouse on September 29...the pair, who at one point stood hand in hand...she and Cooper (whose divorce from Jennifer Esposito will be finalized in November) were spotted the next afternoon strolling through Central Park and, by evening’s end, sitting in a luxury box at the New York Giants game. [us weekly]

2 comments:

Unknown said...

come on, we're in the 21st century! maybe i'm just pro-feminist but i think all women should be obligated to sleep with as many men as they possibly can!

Anonymous said...

Oh you can always go by what you hear and why do you assume she has slept with these men?? Did she personally tell you this or did you happen to see it actually take place. Just what this world needs some scum bag that thinks everything they hear from gossip mags and no telling where else (because some of those men I haven't ever read about being with her) telling us she is a whore because he assumes she spreads for everyone. First she was in a long relationship with Jared Leto, Justin Timberlake, Matt Dillon and that Carlos guy, so if she slept with them big deal, second her and Jim Carrey were in one movie together and Djimon (sp?) were both seen dancing together at a club, they know each other what is the harm in dancing?? I think you need to look at girls you actually find pictures of with these men looking physical before you can believe they are screwing, as far as I am concerned I don't even know she actually dated John Mayer. Has anyone seen a picture of them together.