Is it ever really over?

Now that Rock of Love is over, who will VH1 help crawl out of the gutter to star in the next installment of the show I love to hate so very deeply? Here are some possible contenders:

Vince Neil:

You remember this asshole. Lead singer, Motley Crue. Voice like nails scraping down a blackboard. Had his own VH1 reality show in which he had a makeover that included plastic surgery. Result: Didn't help. He's still fugly.

Axl Rose:

Ahh, everyone's favorite Guns and or Rose. The bad boy of rock n roll, who's had one too many bad days and failed attempts at reuniting the band. The gal who snags this rocker is sure to enjoy a meaningful courtship, filled with chivalrous romance and some form of conjunctivitis.

Ronnie James Dio:

Rock of Love: The Angry Midge. Why not? Little rockers need love too. Don't laugh, you insensitive twits. Show some mercy. Hell, I know I'd be sitting TVside every Sunday night, with my bowl of popcorn -- chomping at the bit to see what Ronnie's gonna make the gals do next! Episode five involves hurdles.

Rob Halford:

Come on... All that black leather and metal spikes... That's fetish baby. And Rob brings a whole new spin to the genre: Rock of Love -- For Men Only. I'd watch it. You know you would too. Groundbreaking...

Lemmy:

Motorhead is doing nothing... what's Lemmy to do? Perhaps the gal who wins his heart will also win the right to lance the troublesome boils on his face. God knows, I've been hoping someone would do so since 1982.